Useless Banker.

Procrastination.

Jun 16, 2026

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Useless Banker.

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You can’t blame me for what I do

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It’s not my fault, I work with fools

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I tried for top celebrity

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But ended making people tea

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I want to blame my mental health

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Perhaps I’m lacking mental wealth?

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I couldn’t cope, I wouldn’t work

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I called my boss ‘a stupid jerk’

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I couldn’t wake despite the shakes

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The drugs I took put on the brakes

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I didn’t learn to read and write

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Because my attitude was shite

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I couldn’t go for a position

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Work inflames my skin condition

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I think that I should get more breaks

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I think my mum should make me cakes

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I think that I deserve much more

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I’m really worth the pay of four

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It’s not my fault I’m not a banker

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God made me a useless ……!

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Warrior Poet: A Soldier’s Songs. Robin Horsfall. Amazon kdp

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Who Dares Shares.

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Carl Jelfs

Get off your arse

And stop this farse

Don't be a slob

Go get a job

I'm sick of funding your lazy life

It's causing me a lot of strife

I'm growing tired of the me me stuff

Yours sincerely

I-Givup

Tam McFadden

Although read a wee while ago this just brought a smile,

The kind to stretch me another mile.

My thanks to you for another one,

For your use of mind and pen as gun.

Such ditties show the cheeky of rogues,

But fellas that have spotless brogues.

They carry you so looking smart,

With wit and wisdom and strong heart.

Thanks be to you Robin.

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